What romantic relationship conflicts or funny situations can you share? Let's share relationship issues & solutions:
Client A: My college girlfriend is kinda ditzy - she gets mad over little things, shuts down, gives me the silent treatment, plays hide-and-go-seek (emotional blackmail games) and when she thinks she's punished me enough, she comes over to my dorm in a sexy dress and a seductive smile.
I could kill her. What do you do with a girl who won't communicate? I'm not a mind reader. She should say what her problem or complaint is in the first place right away. No communication, no relationship.
Client B: I married my college sweetheart and 15 minutes after we were married, she said she wanted to spend the weekend with her college girlfriends instead of us going on our honeymoon. We got a divorce 2 months later. What an irresponsible young lady!
Client C: This beautiful blonde, 31, I had just met wanted to drive from L.A. to Las Vegas in her new Mercedes convertible. And she was 6 months sober in A.A. so what could be the problem, right? We took off for Vegas. And then her mask started coming off. First, she took some calls from some guy she lied to about what she was doing - he turned out to be her Sugar Daddy who had bought her the new Mercedes convertible in exchange for some sex favors.
Second, while I told her to slow down, she insisted on driving as fast as possible to Vegas and coming back from Vegas back to L.A. She averaged 130 miles an hour. I told her to slow down but she only said, "No way, we'll never get there!"
I told her about a speed trap in a small desert town up ahead (Baker) so she slowed down to 125 miles an hour. We passed a cop at 3:00 A.M. in the morning in Baker at 125 M.P.H. But amazingly the cop didn't chase us - I guess he was having coffee and a donut.
When we got to Vegas she insisted on a golddigger approach - she dragged me to this Chinese restaurant in a casino that charged like $500 for a bowl of rice. She also turned out to have some STDs so I won't go into that. That was my first and last date with the beautiful blonde - the L.A. woman.
Client D: I tried online dating - it turns out that the women at Match.com are single for a reason. One pretty model bragged to me that she had 30,000 men hit her Match.com website. She got me on the phone and wanted to set up a date - after she'd cross-examined me like a criminal or as if I was applying for a credit application. Another good-looking woman - before we had even met - demanded that I fly her to Europe for 5-star hotels and super-delux treatment. Another woman out for the money. Dating is impossible. What's the problem?
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